After some more exhaustive consultation with the board of directors and all relevant stakeholders (consisting of me, myself, and a guy named Bob who keeps showing up to the meetings and is just so darn enthusiastic I don’t have the heart to tell him he’s actually at the wrong meeting) I have decided, for the sake of my continued insanity, to quit. That’s right. I’m throwing in the towel as far as concerns this whole writing lark.
On this, the first day of a new month, I am closing down if all else fails…use a hammer and it’s associated Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Google+ accounts. By midnight tonight all trace of their existence will be erased from the interwebs. My computer’s hard drive will be purged of all reviews, Song Title Challenges and works in progress.
It’s just not worth it. These few weeks of absence have given me some perspective and I now know I’ll never be good enough. It is foolish to think I can cut it as a writer, and on this day of all days I assure you, I am no fool.
Thus, I bid thee farewell. Thanks for tolerating my drivel thus far. You’ll be glad to know it will clog up your reader no more. So long, adieu and goodbye.
Now bugger off. Camp NaNoWriMo started ten hours ago and I have a thousand words to finish before I’m allowed to go to bed tonight!
I quit writing and purged my online presence three times last week alone… 🙂 Good luck with Camp Nanowrimo!
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Thanks 😀
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My face went from 🙂 to 😦 to almost this ; ( until I read the comments.
.. ugh.
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I take it you missed the hints in the post itself?
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No I was like wtf that can’t be, until I remembered how depressed and insane I used to get during my postgrad. So post-thesis-me thought what you wrote could be all true.
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Hmmm. I have yet to start my thesis, so I might still get there…
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Good to see you back on the blog. After all, you owe me money.
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Hang on, what now? I think I may have mistakenly signed in to the wrong blog…
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Honesty is the best policy, Mr. Kok. April Fools Day is not an excuse to go back on your financial obligations.
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While reading the first paragraph I was like, “What is going on?!” And then I understood what really IS going on. So happy you’re still around 🙂
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I tried to make it obvious, but not too much 😉
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Oh phew – I just realised what the date is! Glad you’ll still be around. 🙂
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I couldn’t resist 😀
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…April Fools?
You know the writing world would miss you if you left!
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I don’t think the writing world knows who I am, yet, but it’s very sweet of you to say so 😀
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