The minion did something adorable earlier, to which the wife said, “I can eat you up!”
The minion’s response:
But if you eat me up I’ll be in your stomach, so you won’t see me any more.
And then I’ll disappear and become poo, cause that’s what happens to food in your stomach.
I’ll be a very big poo!
if all else fails...use a hammer 
Can’t argue with the kid’s logic.
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Indeed not. It’s refreshing, actually, in this illogical world devoid of common sense that we live in.
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