So, last night the wife and I are watching The Amazing Race while I rearrange my sock drawer, as one does on a Monday night when one has nothing better to do, and I notice my right hand is hurting. It’s, like, really sore.
You know that constant dull pain you sometimes get in your legs when you’re very tired? Like that, but much worse and in my hand. Specifically the fleshy areas under my little finger and thumb.
Then it hits me: I was writing yesterday. With a pen.
Yep. The first letter is making its way across the Atlantic as I sit here typing (I’m not divulging to which of my new pen-pals I wrote – I want it to be a surprise to them). But apparently writing letters is harder work than I remember. It really hurt my hand.
My big problem is that I have minuscule handwriting. When I used to submit assignments for English in high school my teacher often asked me for a magnifying glass. More than once I had the feeling she wasn’t joking.
A side-effect is that I scrunch up my hand very tightly while I write, leading to muscle cramps I have become familiar with during the many exams I’ve written in my life. But this is the first time my hand has still been hurting hours afterwards. Guess I’m out of practice.
Luckily I’m working to fix that 😀
Oh, and I’ve gotten another pen-pal, though she is currently in flux as far as an address is concerned so I can’t write her just yet. But go say hi to Honoria Plum over at Plumtopia, a blog dedicated to the work of P.G. Wodehouse. Don’t know who that is? First, you philistine! Second, he’s probably one of the funniest men who ever put pen to paper. Even Sir Terry can’t make me laugh quite as hard as Wodehouse regularly manages. Honoria is a bit of an expert on Wodehouse, so Plumtopia is well worth the read.
And I really did rearrange my sock drawer. You can’t make up stuff like this…
Write a short piece of fiction, around 300 words, using the song title as your story title but don’t listen to the song. You can pick your own genre or use the one suggested to me. Remember to link back to this post so I can find yours.
If you would like to suggest a song title for a future post, you can do so from the challenge page. You can also leave a suggestion on the Facebook page.
This week’s song is Smell the Witch by Mortiis and the genre is Romance. Thanks to (you guessed it) bumblepuppies for the suggestion. (Does no one else read these things? If it wasn’t for him and his unusual musical tastes this challenge would have nose-dived months ago 😀 )
I’m adding an advisory warning for light erotica. If you’re under 16 I’d prefer if you don’t read this, though most twelve-year-olds would probably consider it a bit tame. At least no my conscience is clear…
This was a big day. My GRL is now on Kindle. The book cover is some how screwed (I have asked the publisher to look into it), but the content of the book and the ability to order is there. Go to my author site on Amazon and take a look. (You might even be tempted to download)
The day continued normally, but then went out of control when the dogs started barking at the UPS driver. He was standing on the porch at sundown with a thirty-two pound box pictured here.
Yeah I would say it was heavy and I did lift with care. I got out my trusty snap blade (you call that a knife?) and opened it to find inside my baby. I wanted to light the candles , but my wife would have killed me
And if that wasn’t enough, another box was on the porch (which…
Last week I told you about my New Year’s resolution to start writing letters again and made an invitation for people to become my pen-pals. The response was smaller than I’d hoped for, but that’s probably a good thing, as writing letters can be a bit time-consuming.
I am very thankful for those who did respond, and as a thank you I thought I’d send some traffic their way.
Tiffany Metzger is a graphic designer who lives in the US. She also writes, is a big fan of Jane Austen and the Jonas Brothers. I guess everyone has their faults 😉 Luckily she also likes Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes. A regular feature on her blog that you should definitely check out is Friday Fictioneers – a blogging challenge she participates in where she writes flash fiction based on a photo every Friday.
Liese le Roux is a fellow South African who lives in Jordan. We both did an online writing course in 2012 and have been liking each others’ statuses on Facebook since. She recently migrated to WordPress from Blogger and I’m sure she’d welcome more followers. Look forward to humourous travelogues, stories of how she kills her plants and descriptions of meals that will have you wishing she’ll invite you for dinner.
John Howell lives in the US along the Gulf of Mexico. He has just published his debut novel, My GRL. He’ll in fact be stopping by here within the next couple of weeks on his promotional blog-tour for the novel. His blog focuses mostly on writing, but there’s other fun stuff as well, especially the Top Ten No Nos he posts every Monday.
Please go drop by their blogs and say hi.
And if you change your mind about the pen-pal thing, feel free to use the contact page in the menu to e-mail me and I’ll let you know what to do.