Tag: comedy

The Crucible (NOT the play about the Salem witch trials)

Here’s another piece I did in my creative writing course last year.  We had to write a conversation where one character was explaining something to another character without it turning into a boring monologue.  I decided to show off and combine it with what we learned about plots the previous week.

The Crucible

“Right, so, every story at some point needs a crucible.”

“Hang on.  What’s a crucible?  I thought this was a writing class, not religion.”

“Crucible, not crucifix.  Technically, it’s a clay container in which you mix chemicals and then heat them up so they’ll react with each other –“

“Now you’re talking about chemistry.  Do you really know about writing?”

“Keep your pants on!  In writing, a crucible is a situation in which two characters are in conflict –“

“So, not a clay pot?”

“…No.”

“Okay.”

“May I continue now?”

“Sure.”

“As I was saying, two characters are in conflict, but it’s a situation they can’t escape, like, being stuck in an elevator, say.”

“Oh!  Just like the chemicals in the clay pot.  I see.  It’s one of them metaphor-thingies.”

“Yes.  One of them metaphor-thingies.  Anyway, then you add something to make the situation worse.”

“Like the building being on fire?”

“Exactly.  So, they have to get out of the stuck elevator before the building burns down with them in it, but they have to sort out their crap first, otherwise they can’t work together to get out, see?”

“Erm.”

“Yes?”

“Why’s the building on fire?”

“Why’s the..?  Forget it!  I give up!”

“Hey, wait!  Where are you going?  Come back!”

Copyright © 2013 Herman Kok

On stuff people say

The wife’s been feeling poorly since last week, with an initial infection leading to full-blown bronchitis and the doc almost sending her to hospital on Monday out of fear that it will develop into pneumonia.  But, as he told her, the hospital’s full of sick people (I couldn’t believe this tidbit) and she might end up worse than if she just stays at home (that’s what you call irony). Continue reading “On stuff people say”

The Blogger Who Spam-“Liked” Me

As a rule I don’t reblog others’ posts, never mind two in one day, but this is such an excellent response to my post of this morning. Do yourself a favour and check out this blog.

Daniel Budiarto's avatarsairyou.me

Inspired by “On a Different Type of Spam” by Herman Kok (kokkieh).

[8:03 AM]

Look! I have just posted a photo on my blog, of Lord Chubbington dancing on a string. Isn’t he adorable?

lord-chubbington

OK, it’s time to engage in some meaningful blog marketing and get people—a lot of people—to see Lord Chubbington. You see, the best way to do this is on the WordPress Reader, which is perhaps the most ingenious invention in the history of blogging, like, ever. I simply have to type the topic—“humor,” in my case, but feel free to type anything you feel like “reading”—in the search box, hit enter, and voìla!

See that “Like” button underneath every post? That’s my secret weapon. Although, if you’re reading this, I guess it’s no secret anymore.

First post. Click. Second post. Click. Third post. Click. Clickety-click-click.

Phew. Fifty-seven posts…

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