I don’t know if you’ve heard the news yet? Human head transplants are now possible. Now you can finally get the body you want with just one simple procedure. This will completely revolutionise life as we know it.
Hang on. Did I click on The Sun by mistake? Nope. It’s The Telegraph. That’s a reputable paper, isn’t it?
Some crazy real-life Dr. Frankenstein believes it can be done. We now finally have the technology.
if all else fails...use a hammer 