Smell the Witch

An excellent response to this week’s Song Title Challenge. Just thought I’d share it with you.

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He woke slowly, letting the pain going on inside his skull take its own sweet time to register. The aromas of cigarette smoke and scotch hung in the air, while the smell of sweat clung to the sheets of the empty bed.  I can still smell the witch, Jerry thought grimly as the perfumes of last night swirled around him; it was the scent of the woman whose enchantments he could never seem to break free of. The late afternoon sunlight filtered through the blinds, as he sat up on the corner of the bed and held his head in his hands.  He groaned and began to rub his temples. It was like this every time.

Nights with her always started out full of excitement and promises and concluded with him falling into slumber in her embrace. When the sun came up, she would always be…

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On Inappropriate Adjectives (or why you shouldn’t call babies “sexy”)

Warning:  The following post contains potentially disturbing images.  Sensitive readers beware!

sexy:  1 (of a person) sexually attractive; 2 sexually exciting; 3 (of a person) sexually excited; 4 exciting and interesting.

~ The Oxford English Dictionary

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A Pen-Pal update

So, last night the wife and I are watching The Amazing Race while I rearrange my sock drawer, as one does on a Monday night when one has nothing better to do, and I notice my right hand is hurting.  It’s, like, really sore.

You know that constant dull pain you sometimes get in your legs when you’re very tired?  Like that, but much worse and in my hand.  Specifically the fleshy areas under my little finger and thumb.

Then it hits me:  I was writing yesterday.  With a pen.

Yep.  The first letter is making its way across the Atlantic as I sit here typing (I’m not divulging to which of my new pen-pals I wrote – I want it to be a surprise to them).  But apparently writing letters is harder work than I remember.  It really hurt my hand.

My big problem is that I have minuscule handwriting.  When I used to submit assignments for English in high school my teacher often asked me for a magnifying glass.  More than once I had the feeling she wasn’t joking.

A side-effect is that I scrunch up my hand very tightly while I write, leading to muscle cramps I have become familiar with during the many exams I’ve written in my life.  But this is the first time my hand has still been hurting hours afterwards.  Guess I’m out of practice.

Luckily I’m working to fix that 😀

Oh, and I’ve gotten another pen-pal, though she is currently in flux as far as an address is concerned so I can’t write her just yet.  But go say hi to Honoria Plum over at Plumtopia, a blog dedicated to the work of P.G. Wodehouse.  Don’t know who that is?  First, you philistine!  Second, he’s probably one of the funniest men who ever put pen to paper.  Even Sir Terry can’t make me laugh quite as hard as Wodehouse regularly manages.  Honoria is a bit of an expert on Wodehouse, so Plumtopia is well worth the read.

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And I really did rearrange my sock drawer. You can’t make up stuff like this…

Song Title Challenge #33: Smell the Witch – Mortiis

It’s time for this week’s Song Title Challenge.

Write a short piece of fiction, around 300 words, using the song title as your story title but don’t listen to the song.  You can pick your own genre or use the one suggested to me.  Remember to link back to this post so I can find yours.

If you would like to suggest a song title for a future post, you can do so from the challenge page.  You can also leave a suggestion on the Facebook page.

This week’s song is Smell the Witch by Mortiis and the genre is Romance.  Thanks to (you guessed it) bumblepuppies for the suggestion.  (Does no one else read these things?  If it wasn’t for him and his unusual musical tastes this challenge would have nose-dived months ago 😀  )

I’m adding an advisory warning for light erotica.  If you’re under 16 I’d prefer if you don’t read this, though most twelve-year-olds would probably consider it a bit tame.  At least no my conscience is clear…

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Book Arrival and Kindle is as Book Arrival amd Kindle Does

John Howell’s book just came out on Kindle today. Go check it out!

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This was a big day. My GRL is now on Kindle. The book cover is some how screwed (I have asked the publisher to look into it), but the content of the book and the ability to order is there. Go to my author site on Amazon and take a look. (You might even be tempted to download)

The day continued normally, but then went out of control when the dogs started barking at the UPS driver. He was standing on the porch at sundown with a thirty-two pound box pictured here.

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Yeah I would say it was heavy and I did lift with care. I got out my trusty snap blade (you call that a knife?) and opened it to find inside my baby. I wanted to light the candles , but my wife would have killed me

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And if that wasn’t enough, another box was on the porch (which…

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