Tag: humour

On names (and what they smell like)

On names (and what they smell like)

Shakespeare famously wrote, “What is in a name?  A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”  Juliet says this as she muses over how she and Romeo can be together because she’s a Capulet, he’s a Montague, their families are arch enemies, and as far as she’s concerned all that stands between them is his name.  “So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title.”  Simple, really:  Romeo must just give up his name (I had all my days explaining to my kids in English class that she actually meant his family name, not his first name) and then they can be together.  Ah, to be a naive teenager again, when the solutions to all of life’s problems were so very simple.

helloOf course, people attach different meaning to names.  For some, it’s merely a label, something that lets you know if people are talking to you.  For others it’s a part or their identity, helping to define who they are.  In several cultures a child’s name changes at a certain age, signifying the passage into adulthood, and on conversion to Islam, for example, it’s traditional to take a new name symbolising the end of the old life and the beginning of the new (this custom is also practised in certain Christian traditions, I think).

And then there are people with more than one name.  There’s their official name, by which they are registered and by which their mom still addresses them, and there’s the name by which they are known to the public.  I’m talking about stage names, pseudonyms, noms de plume and pen-names (yes, I know the last two are the same thing).  Yes, I’m also jumping on the bandwagon and throwing in my ten cents on the topic that has the interwebs, twitterverse and blogosphere abuzz this week:  Robert Galbraith who became an overnight sensation when it came out he is really JK Rowling (for some reason I desperately want to end this sentence with the words, “…in drag.”) Continue reading “On names (and what they smell like)”

Song Title Challenge #8: Meine Ex(plodierte) Freundin – Die Aerzte

It’s time for this week’s Song Title Challenge.

Write a short piece of fiction, around 300 words, using the song title as your story title but don’t listen to the song.  Remember to link back to this post so I can find yours.

If you would like to suggest a song title for a future post, you can do so from the challenge page.  You can also leave a suggestion on the Facebook page.

This week’s song is Meine Ex(plodierte) Freundin by Die Aerzte.  The title translates as “My ex(ploded) girlfriend”.  I had fun with this one, as I hope you can tell from my attempt.  Thanks to Bumblepuppies for the suggestion and thanks to Google Translate for help with the German words and phrases used.

Meine Explodierte Freundin

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On switching heads

Switching Heads Twilight
Can you spot the difference? I can’t.

I don’t know if you’ve heard the news yet?  Human head transplants are now possible.  Now you can finally get the body you want with just one simple procedure.  This will completely revolutionise life as we know it.

Hang on.  Did I click on The Sun by mistake?  Nope.  It’s The Telegraph.  That’s a reputable paper, isn’t it?

Some crazy real-life Dr. Frankenstein believes it can be done.  We now finally have the technology.

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International Joke Day

According to my interwebs today is International Joke Day.  In honour of this auspicious occasion I thought I’d share a joke with you.  I confess I did not write this particular joke, but heard it so long ago I can’t for the life of me remember who came up with it.

A farmer was sitting on his porch late one afternoon sipping some coffee while watching the little lambs grazing in the pasture next to the house.  His reverie was rudely interrupted by a shiny BMW that suddenly pulled up in the front yard, kicking up a cloud of dust.  A youngster in a snazzy suit and shoes completely unsuitable for any type of real work jumped from the driver’s seat and walked up to the farmer.

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Song Title Challenge #4: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer – Randy Brooks

It’s time for this week’s Song Title Challenge.

Write a short piece of fiction, around 300 words, using the song title as your story title but don’t listen to the song.  Remember to link back to this post so I can find yours.

If you would like to suggest a song title for a future post, you can do so from the challenge page.  You can also leave a suggestion on the Facebook page.

This week’s song is Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Randy Brooks and originally performed by the husband and wife duo of Elmo and Patsy Trigg Shropshire in 1979.  I’ve embedded the music video below my attempt, but don’t watch it until you’ve written your own.

Have fun with this one!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

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