I’ve been watching on jealously for a while now as some of the bloggers I follow periodically post some of the more interesting search terms that have led potential readers to their sites. I also have been perusing my stats page regularly hoping for some wacky searches, but to no avail – they’ve all been depressingly boring and related to the topics I am writing about. But at last I have a few that I consider worth sharing with you (though some of them are merely shameless self-promotion of some of my older posts). Continue reading “Search term shenanigans I”
Category: A Bit Of Silliness
On experiencing technical difficulties
I have a (I think) quite excellent blog post half-complete for today. It has been half-complete for the past three hours. That’s how long my pc has been habitually freezing the moment I try to do anything short of simply staring at the desktop. I started up the laptop, but it’s doing the same thing.
Earlier today I made a rather negative comment (actually two) on a friend’s Facebook status regarding Microsoft. I think they saw it and now they’re punishing me. Either that or the last set of automatic updates were complete rubbish. I’d run system restore to undo the last update, but then the computer freezes. I’m pretty sure Microsoft is doing this on purpose.
Sadly, this means you won’t get to read that excellent post. I’m typing this on an Android tablet, so should be safe from Microsoft interference, but it’s a very cheap tablet, so I can’t edit the pictures I was intending to include with the post. Also, while I have a keyboard for the tablet it’s rather small and my hands are cramping up just from the few words written here.
So, I’m afraid you’ll have to be satisfied with this for now. I’m running every scan I can think of that doesn’t make the computer freeze, so hopefully things will be back to normal by tomorrow.
In the meantime, be warned: it’s not PRISM, Big Brother or even Santa Clause you should fear. Rather, fear Microsoft. They’re more powerful than you think!
On enjoying one’s youth
Today is a big day in The Flat Overlooking The Vals River. It is the wife’s birthday today, ushering the twenty-nine days of the year where she gets to say that she is older than me. For the next month I have to lay down my mantle of patriarchal authority and defer to her in all things because, you know, we have to respect our elders and all that. (For reasons of health and safety (mine) I can’t tell you how old she is (she actually reads this rag), but I can tell you that I am thirty-one.)
As I watch my dearly beloved advance in years I sit back and once more appreciate the fact of my youth. Some embittered old person once said that youth is wasted on the young. I have decided to stop wasting mine. I am going to follow the wisdom of the book of Ecclesiastes which says, “Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes…” (Eccl 11v9, KJV). Continue reading “On enjoying one’s youth”
On names (and what they smell like)
Shakespeare famously wrote, “What is in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Juliet says this as she muses over how she and Romeo can be together because she’s a Capulet, he’s a Montague, their families are arch enemies, and as far as she’s concerned all that stands between them is his name. “So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title.” Simple, really: Romeo must just give up his name (I had all my days explaining to my kids in English class that she actually meant his family name, not his first name) and then they can be together. Ah, to be a naive teenager again, when the solutions to all of life’s problems were so very simple.
Of course, people attach different meaning to names. For some, it’s merely a label, something that lets you know if people are talking to you. For others it’s a part or their identity, helping to define who they are. In several cultures a child’s name changes at a certain age, signifying the passage into adulthood, and on conversion to Islam, for example, it’s traditional to take a new name symbolising the end of the old life and the beginning of the new (this custom is also practised in certain Christian traditions, I think).
And then there are people with more than one name. There’s their official name, by which they are registered and by which their mom still addresses them, and there’s the name by which they are known to the public. I’m talking about stage names, pseudonyms, noms de plume and pen-names (yes, I know the last two are the same thing). Yes, I’m also jumping on the bandwagon and throwing in my ten cents on the topic that has the interwebs, twitterverse and blogosphere abuzz this week: Robert Galbraith who became an overnight sensation when it came out he is really JK Rowling (for some reason I desperately want to end this sentence with the words, “…in drag.”) Continue reading “On names (and what they smell like)”
On switching heads

I don’t know if you’ve heard the news yet? Human head transplants are now possible. Now you can finally get the body you want with just one simple procedure. This will completely revolutionise life as we know it.
Hang on. Did I click on The Sun by mistake? Nope. It’s The Telegraph. That’s a reputable paper, isn’t it?
Some crazy real-life Dr. Frankenstein believes it can be done. We now finally have the technology.

