Ahoy there, matey’s. ‘Tis I, Cap’n Kokkie, back from a day’s plunderin’ and fightin’. I hope ye’ve had calm seas and enough black powder to see ye through this day. I’m layin’ at anchor an’ waitin’ fer me buxom wench to return from her day ‘o lootin’ the City o’ Gold, an’ thought I’d share with ye a few thoughts regardin’ pirate weaponry.

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